So I hung out with my friend...

Friend who happens to be a girl: I really don't like British accents
Me: Huh, I thought most girls like British accents?
Friend: No. I will never get a British boyfriend
Me: Oh, why not? Just because of their accents?
Friend: YES! Because you know, when we're having sex, he might end up moaning some kind of British thing
Me: Alrig-
Friend: He'd probably scream TEAS AND CRUMPETS
Me: Wa-
Friend: LONDON
Me: Bu-
Friend: J.K ROWLINGS
: BIG BEN
: CHEERIO
: CHARMING
: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Me: ..........
Friend: And don't get me started with Russians
Me: Don't. Just dont.

BLINGEE MASTERPOST!

republic-citys-bathroom:

I’m already planning out my next Blingee victims~

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((THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU DUB AS “QUALITY” LAWL))

One day I will RP with the greats…

nogoodhasook:

…but until then, sleep shall be the only thing that nourishes me…

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