So I hung out with my friend...Friend who happens to be a girl: I really don't like British accents
Me: Huh, I thought most girls like British accents?
Friend: No. I will never get a British boyfriend
Me: Oh, why not? Just because of their accents?
Friend: YES! Because you know, when we're having sex, he might end up moaning some kind of British thing
Friend: He'd probably scream TEAS AND CRUMPETS
Friend: J.K ROWLINGS
: BIG BEN
: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Friend: And don't get me started with Russians
Me: Don't. Just dont.